Stupidly Smart Stuff, Puns, and Horrible Poems
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Stupidly Smart Stuff, Puns, and Horrible Poems
If wood chucks could chuck wood, would that mean that chuck is a noun or a verb?
Pooki- Moderator
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Re: Stupidly Smart Stuff, Puns, and Horrible Poems
I have-a many anti-jokes.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
WHAT is green and has wheels?
Grass; I lied about the wheels.
What is the biggest lie in the universe?
"I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service."
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
WHAT is green and has wheels?
Grass; I lied about the wheels.
What is the biggest lie in the universe?
"I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service."
Re: Stupidly Smart Stuff, Puns, and Horrible Poems
Roses are red,
Violet's are blue,
What about it, dumbo?
Violet's are blue,
What about it, dumbo?
Pooki- Moderator
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a gun, get in the van.
I have a gun, get in the van.
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So a man walks into a bar, then he gets a drink, is now drunk and then dies on the way home because he didn't have his seatbelt on; the funeral wasn't even that nice ;\
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Stupid Joke Warning:
What can grow but does not know why?
A tree
What can grow but does not know why?
A tree
Sing_unto_the_Lord- Administrator
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Re: Stupidly Smart Stuff, Puns, and Horrible Poems
I got a joke.
The Nutshack.
The Nutshack.
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And now.... The F- poem Fanatic
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick
I would throw it at you.
or
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack fell down
On his candle stick.
my favorite
Roses are blue
I can't see you
Though I am blind,
I love sandwiches.
~Thank You~
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick
I would throw it at you.
or
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack fell down
On his candle stick.
my favorite
Roses are blue
I can't see you
Though I am blind,
I love sandwiches.
~Thank You~
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Its terribly sad how we sit here joking while every 60 seconds in Africa.... a minute passes.....
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Re: Stupidly Smart Stuff, Puns, and Horrible Poems
Child: Daddy, tell me a funny joke.
Father: Ok.
Child: Make it really funny.
Father: The joke is...
Child: Well???
Father: HIPPYFROLLYJOHNS IT IS YOU!
Turns out this is a true story.
I still thought it was funny though.
The child turned out to be OutOfThePotti.
Father: Ok.
Child: Make it really funny.
Father: The joke is...
Child: Well???
Father: HIPPYFROLLYJOHNS IT IS YOU!
Turns out this is a true story.
I still thought it was funny though.
The child turned out to be OutOfThePotti.
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Sing_unto_the_Lord- Administrator
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EHEMMM........... THE GAME!!!
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All of the We Are Number Ones technically, uh, yeah count as stupidly smart stuff.
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"The Civil war was not a very civil war, whoever named it the Civil war was probably being ironic" "The war of 1812 happened mostly in 181. Yes 1812 was the year of that war."
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Person #1 "Death is actually pretty cool, guys!"
Person #2 "I have this slightly odd feeling that you're lying..."
Person #1 was the Grim Reaper.
Person #2 "I have this slightly odd feeling that you're lying..."
Person #1 was the Grim Reaper.
Pooki- Moderator
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"My poor head. It has been changed into a sign!"
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Proverbs_11:1 wrote:"The war of 1812 happened mostly in 181. Yes 1812 was the year of that war."
Something seems off here.
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That's what I was thinking
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Didnt you know they had thyme machines then.
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Don't change the subject. Thyme machines are all well and grand I'm sure but they won't save you from this mistake.
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Well the British did in fact die in the Thyme war between the Garlic's and the Shampoo brands.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You were expecting a rhyme,
and I was too...
Violets are blue,
You were expecting a rhyme,
and I was too...
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Star light, Bright night, Sleeping is not a kite.
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