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Post by Pooki Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:27 pm

If wood chucks could chuck wood, would that mean that chuck is a noun or a verb?
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Post by Swedish Creme Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:32 pm

I have-a many anti-jokes.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

WHAT is green and has wheels?

Grass; I lied about the wheels.

What is the biggest lie in the universe?

"I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service."
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Post by Pooki Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:27 pm

Roses are red,
Violet's are blue,
What about it, dumbo?
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Post by Swedish Creme Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:54 am

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a gun, get in the van.
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Post by Pooki Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:18 pm

So a man walks into a bar, then he gets a drink, is now drunk and then dies on the way home because he didn't have his seatbelt on; the funeral wasn't even that nice ;\
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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:03 pm

Stupid Joke Warning:

What can grow but does not know why?

A tree
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Post by Feijão Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:22 pm

I got a joke.

The Nutshack.

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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:56 pm

And now.... The F- poem Fanatic

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick
I would throw it at you.

or

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack fell down
On his candle stick.

my favorite

Roses are blue
I can't see you
Though I am blind,
I love sandwiches.

~Thank You~
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Post by Fullmetal117 Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:23 pm

Its terribly sad how we sit here joking while every 60 seconds in Africa.... a minute passes.....
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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:19 pm

Child: Daddy, tell me a funny joke.
Father: Ok.
Child: Make it really funny.
Father: The joke is...
Child: Well???
Father: HIPPYFROLLYJOHNS IT IS YOU!



Turns out this is a true story.
I still thought it was funny though.
The child turned out to be OutOfThePotti.
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Post by Fullmetal117 Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:08 pm

EHEMMM........... THE GAME!!!

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Post by Swedish Creme Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:11 am

All of the We Are Number Ones technically, uh, yeah count as stupidly smart stuff.
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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:48 pm

"The Civil war was not a very civil war, whoever named it the Civil war was probably being ironic" "The war of 1812 happened mostly in 181. Yes 1812 was the year of that war."
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Post by Pooki Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:58 am

Person #1 "Death is actually pretty cool, guys!"
Person #2 "I have this slightly odd feeling that you're lying..."



Person #1 was the Grim Reaper.
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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:22 pm

Arrow "My poor head. It has been changed into a sign!"
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Post by Swedish Creme Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:12 pm

Proverbs_11:1 wrote:"The war of 1812 happened mostly in 181. Yes 1812 was the year of that war."

Something seems off here.
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Post by Pooki Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:43 pm

That's what I was thinking
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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:57 am

Didnt you know they had thyme machines then.
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Post by Swedish Creme Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:41 pm

Don't change the subject. Thyme machines are all well and grand I'm sure but they won't save you from this mistake. Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:08 pm

Well the British did in fact die in the Thyme war between the Garlic's and the Shampoo brands.
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Post by Pooki Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:24 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You were expecting a rhyme,
and I was too...
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Post by Swedish Creme Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:15 pm

MMM THAT'S THE STUFF RIGHT THERE
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Post by Pooki Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:19 am

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Post by Sing_unto_the_Lord Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:50 pm

Star light, Bright night, Sleeping is not a kite.
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